i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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