I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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