if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
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What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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