..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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