he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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