he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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