You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Randomize
