Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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