I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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