I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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