There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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