Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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