if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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