love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
