Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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