the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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