Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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