You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
one might say we're banned from that church
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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