So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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