Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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