i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Still dying that you shit outside
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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