Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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