i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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