Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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