But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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