OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
she told me i tasted like america
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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