I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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