Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
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