oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
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