Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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