When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Randomize
