True but thats because hes a fetus.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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