i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Cover your peen. We're going out.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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