dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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