I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
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