The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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