I wannas sexs uuuuu
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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