One girl and one boy is just not enough.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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