remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Randomize
