i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
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