I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I'm too high and old for this...
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
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