i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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