I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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