You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Randomize
