whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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