you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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