sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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