you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I am naked and annoyed.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
