'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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