i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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