I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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