She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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