i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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