This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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