Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
nutella sex= disaster
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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