make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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