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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.

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(705): View more from Ontario

he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me

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(865): View more from Tennessee

that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"

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(803): View more from South Carolina

My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.

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(916): View more from California

I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.

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(289): View more from Ontario

Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.

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(310): View more from California

Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself

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What, a homewrecker?

(310): View more from California

Touché

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