sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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